Dear Sandra

Letter
Dear Sandra: Dear Sandra, my loveliest and dearest soon-to-be:

I simply cannot stop thinking about you, Sandra. From your long, wavy black hair, to those massive, gigantic, round, simply fantastic pair of eyes you have - ever twinkling with effeminate beauty. Oh darling I simply cannot wait to see you at the next Winter Solstice Ball. It is so difficult to bear your absence much longer, along with the absence of food and water, which I also miss whilst trapped on this god forsaken island. If you get this letter, please dearest, send your love and several boats to somewhere in the Atlantic.

Forever Yours,

~ Francesco