Please Stop Sending Pigeon Goats

Letter
TO: DOCTOR A. MOREAU

Alright, we're sorry okay? We're sorry to have bothered you and your research. But please, PLEASE, we beg you; STOP sending these flying monstrosities to us. We can't take it anymore. Their terrifying bleating keeps us up at night, and the mere sight of their hideous flabby pigeon bodies is insufferable. Please, just make it stop.

Regards,

The Humanitarian Society