A Frozen Breeze

"A Frozen Breeze" is one of the many bottle messages, found among various Relics in the Relic section.

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The cool breeze of fresh saltwater-infused oxygen blew out one of my vessel's ducts today right between my legs; gave me quite the startle! I was only hardened by the event however, and used the fear of god that was stricken in me to fend off my incoming attackers at a Viking's pace! Now the sweet smell of burnt Narwhal meat fills the air, and I have no intention of slowing down!

Sincerely,

Pheobus T. Ashesgrash