Do I Really Look Like That

Letter
I've been thinking about what I saw - and decided I need to start working on my workout routine again. I used to be good about it on the surface, but down in these depths, it's easy for me to get too distracted keeping myself alive to worry about that bit of extra chub coming up around my midsection. That thing need not horrify me if I can get into better shape than him. I will face this demon one way or another! Also - my briefs finally gave out today during a flood. It's free range from here on out.

Sincerely,

Pheobus T. Ashesgrash