Helmet Troubles

Letter
So Wanda brought up a good point recently when she pointed out that we brought these Diving Helmets with us for the Expedition, but we only ever put them on when we venture outside, where we should be using them to protect ourselves from floods. Well Wanda, you've got blood on your hands now, because our engineer Gregory stuck his helmet on this afternoon as we were preparing for our descent, and the sheer weight of the thing crushed his supple little body from under him! Now he's Gregory the diving helmet flesh pile thanks to you, Wanda. Good going. Turns out these things were only built to be withstood when totally submerged. Go figure.

~ Carl Lawson