NonNegotiable Bill of Negligence

Letter
TO: DOCTOR A. MOREAU

For your crimes against humanity, nature, and especially for sending a horrifying Mandril-Swine-Man to make a mess of our offices, The Humanitarian Society hereby sends you this NON-NEGOTIABLE BILL OF NEGLIGENCE. Please pay at your earliest convenience to our offices the following amount:

$75.00 USD

Regards,

The Humanitarian Society